Where Hip Meets Hick

call me "dick-snapper", queer, twenty something and from the ozarks

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

clevverbot:

New makeup line for men including:

  • Guyliner
  • Manscara
  • Bruhnzer
  • Lipsdick

theuppitynegras:

when will I be famous enough to date Samira Wiley

ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

tylerchokely:

fagmobs:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

my motto

NOW THATS A WOMAN!

A simpler time